Free Walkerton, ONT

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There are really only two parts of town Industry Road (exactly what you think it is, plus a High School and an OPP station), and Downtown (again, exactly what you think). One of the biggest attractions is the Tim Horton'$, our own little slice of CorpGov. I will be able to give more information about said slice of CorpGov, as i am soon to be a man inside. This is a relatively small town, the main industry are the Bruce Power Plant, (The Rich), the Energizer Factory, (The Middle), and there are several small businesses, (the poor). The class system is very apparent in our little town. It sickens me.

As this is Meth country, there are many pawn shops in the municipality, three in Walkerton alone. Other's Addictions can be beneficial, as everything from Wheelchairs to Toasters can be found, hocked for Crank.


Free housing, shelters and hostels, etc.



215 Jane Street
Walkerton, Ontario NOG 2VO
(519) 881-3123
Open Monday to Friday 6:15 a.m. - 6:15 p.m.
Daycare Supervisor: Sharon Bross
Payment of Fees:
Toddler Program Fee: 
Half day $19.00 
Full day $31.50 
Preschool & Senior Program Fee: 
Half day $18.00 
Full day $29.50
School Age (Grade 1 and up) Fee: 
Half day $16.00 
Full day $24.00 
Before and after school $5/hour
Registration Fee: $10.00


Free/low-cost markets, produce, butchers, day-old bakeries, Food banks, missions, church meals, etc.

Medical Care[edit]

Planned parenthood, free clinics, free medical advice, Medicare resources, low-cost clinics, etc.

Legal Aid[edit]

ACLU, free legal aid/counseling, pro bono attorneys, etc.

Armed Forces/Deployment Avoidance Counseling[edit]

Legal aid, resources, etc.


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Beaches, Swimming Pools, Parks, Sports, Museums, Music, Theatre, TV shows, Movies, etc.

Down by the river[edit]

There are camping facilities in Lobie's park, which is down by the saugeen river, so you can do some swimming or maybe some fishing. There are no fishing signs, but they don't enforce those. You can go Canoeing, and its a long river, so you could be in for a good long ride.

Lawn Bowling[edit]

Acordin to the town's website, "The well maintained lawn bowling greens in Walkerton and Cargill are popular meeting spots for the area's enthusiastic bowlers." But I have no fucking idea where the damn things are, so I can't help you there brothers and sisters.

Swimming and Tennis[edit]

There are three tennis courts across from the hospital, and overlooking the heated public swimming pool. They offer swimming lessons ad ll that other crap that public pools have since you were in first grade.

The next two are straight from the Municipality's website.


There are two golf courses in our municipality. They include a challenging nine-hole course on the rolling hills of the Walkerton Golf and Country Club, ½ mile west of Walkerton. In the winter months, beginners and veterans enjoy an adjoining four-sheet curling surface. This country club has facilities for meetings and banquets. Whispering Hill Golf Course, located to the east of Walkerton, provides Brockton with an 18 hole course complete with an "iron" range. During the off season, golfers have access to a Golf Simulator here.

Community Centre[edit]

The Walkerton Community Centre, operated by The Parks & Recreation Department, operates an ice arena from September to March. In addition, the Community Centre houses an auditorium, which is available for rent to community groups and residents for various functions. It is supplied with kitchen and bar facilities. The Centre is also a starting point for several cross-country trails which wind along the Saugeen River and the hilly beauty of the countryside. There are many baseball playing fields located in Brockton and include three ball diamonds located behind the arena, three ball diamonds in Chepstow, two ball diamonds in Cargill and one ball diamond in Elmwood.


General weather, traffic, news resources, etc.

Underground Papers[edit]



Any other freebies

Public Transit[edit]

Subways, Buses, Ferries, Shuttles, etc.

Free Clothing and Furniture[edit]

See Free Clothing and Furniture section, provide details for this city.

Assorted Freebies[edit]

See Assorted Freebies Section, provide details for this city, including other topics. Whatever fits and is useful.


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